Dick Club

Let’s play a game. It’s called Dick Club. The first rule of Dick Club is: don’t cheat. The game is as simple as popping a boner—I’m going to show you a famous peen, give you a list of choices as to whom the peen might belong. If you get it right, you get a point! If you get it wrong, you lose a point.

At the end, tally up your points and see where you place on the scale.

Are you ready?

(Remember, no cheating. And don’t take a break to jerk it either).

GO!

1 This one's a gimme:

a. Carol Channing

b. Alexsander Freitas

c. Logan McCree

2 This one's a little harder (heh heh)

a. Diesel Washington

b. Castro Supreme

c. Marc Williams

3 How are you doing so far?

a. Phillip Ashton

b. Shane Frost

c. Kevin Crows

4 This one is sure to give even a school girl a boner

a. Samuel O'Toole

b. Tom Cruise

c. Ricky Sinz

5. Half way done. 

a. Karolos Papoulias

b. Alexander the Great

c. Arpad Miklos

6. Who does this one belong to?

a. Blu Kennedy

b. Lindsay Lohan

c. Patrick Grenshaw

7. This one you don't get any help...

a. __________

b. __________ 

c. __________

8. If you've gotten these all right so far then you spend too much time looking at dick...

a. Christian Wilde

b. Kurt Wild

c. Austin Wilde

9. Oh, it's about to get so much harder...

a. Marcus Mojo

b. Jake Woods

c. Spencer Reed

10. The final...

a. David Taylor

b. Tristan Jaxx

c. Cole Streets

**********ANSWERS**********

1. Logan McCree

2. Diesel Washington

3. Shane Frost

4. Ricky Sinz

5. Arpad Miklos

6. Blu Kennedy

7. Tommy Defendi

8. Austin Wilde

9. Marcus Mojo

10. Tristan Jaxx

How did you do?

If you got all 10 points you spend too much time on the internet, and you're a very talented dickologist.

If you got 9-8 points then you're merely a dick-connoisseur, but good job.

If you got 7-6, you barely passed the course. Keep studying.

If you got 5-4 then you must have just started watching porn and you have a lot of catching up to do!

If you got a 3-2 then big fuckin whoop. 

And if you were one of those to get 1-0 points, then good for you. You probably have a job or kids or some shit and spend your time doing not-dick related things. The Westboro Baptist Church loves you.

I hope you liked my little game. Send any suggestions you have for any future posts to my twitter (@AnthyRomero) or my Facebook.